I love our cat Millie: Daisy takes no notice of her whatsoever, and Mum and Dad complain about her constant whining for food and habit of injudicious claw-extension when she does make it onto a lap.
I stick up for her though – when she’s meowing I’ll pipe up “Cat Food?” and point to the cat-food cupboard: this increases here chances of getting fed hugely, I find. I then help find her bowl, help squeeze the cat-food into it (well, help might not be quite the right word here) and then put it down for her, saying “Here y’are”.
Obviously she’s doing something right – the only mousie in our house is of course Stuart Little (1 is now so damaged that the DVD says “This type of disk can’t be played in this player” when you put it in, 2 tends to crash at the football game at the start or 2/3rds of the way through, and 3 requires some serious polishing before it will play and has some bad glitches).
Recently, we’ve had a neighbourhood cat – a testicled black tom – march into the garden and indeed through the cat flap into the house. This causes me and Daisy serious palpitations and scaredness, as we can just tell this is not Maisy’s Little Black Cat..

Today, I was in the garden bouncing on our little trampoline and throwing my football in and out of it (my current absolute favourite game, taking over from “Ball kick in the sky”) when the black cat came in. Fortunately, Dad was in the garden and could rescue me and shut the back door before it could savage me or Daisy. Then he petted it for a while, as he seems to get on with it OK, then spotted Millie sitting quietly ignoring the proceedings. Well, she obviously only needed help getting up because as soon as he popped her onto the garden she chased the evil feline over the wall with a bloodcurdling yowl.
“Mille did it! Millie did it!” – I was so proud of her..